Great Ideas!: Archive

with friends like these, who needs enemas?

Nov 26th

My hair finally getting to a length i like. I’m pressed for time now, but I’ll be tweeting more on this issue later.

Nov 22nd

http://t.co/N3BI5EeV

Nov 13th

I invented a new game at the dentist’s office today. I call it “continuous eye contact with the oral hygienist.”

Nov 8th

board game least interesting to be jumanjied into: the game of LIFE.

Oct 26th

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“It’s not a person’s fault if they’ve succeeded, it’s a person’s fault if they...”

– H.C., who hasn’t read Jared Diamond. (Source)

Oct 22nd

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Herman Cain's Presidential Pizza Party

Herman Cain should answer every debate question with a metaphor about pizza. Inequity: It’s like you’re ordering a pizza, and all your friends want different things, so you get half pepperoni, and a a quarter olive and mushroom, and by the end off it all you’re down to just one slice of the ham and pineapple. If we start over taxing the pizza orderers, they’re just...

Oct 18th

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Oct 14th

Oct 7th

I’m bummed about the R.E.M. break up, but really excited for Coachella in 3 years!

Oct 3rd

http://www.jpmorganchase.com/corporate/Home/article/ny-13.htm NEW YORK CITY POLICE FOUNDATION — NEW YORK JPMorgan Chase recently donated an unprecedented $4.6 million to the New York City Police Foundation. The gift was the largest in the history of the foundation and will enable the New York City Police Department to strengthen security in the Big Apple. The money will pay for 1,000 new patrol...

Oct 3rd

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Oct 2nd

Watch

salamerica: Video featuring the song “Dicksboros” about David and James Quall’s apartment building. One of my favorites from the old days.

Sep 24th

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Proof that god has a sense of humor: The most common cause of death is diarrhea.

Sep 23rd

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Sep 23rd

I feel like this sore on my penis would heal quicker if i could just stop tonguing it!

Sep 23rd

Just flossed. Lost so much blood, I feel like I’m owed a juice and a cookie.

Sep 21st

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Sep 9th

just flossed, causing my mouth to jump into first place as the bloodiest hole on my body.

Sep 6th

michelle bachman turner overdrive.

Sep 3rd

Did you hear about the math teacher who was fired? Apparently, they found out he was giving 110%

Sep 1st

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Republicans not Intersted in Tax Cuts for Filthy... →

isawadog: And by “poors” I mean “people making less than $106,800 a year,” or, alternatively, “you.” Last year, Republicans in Congress threw Obama a bone, agreeing to a compromise, cutting payroll taxes 2% in exchange for massive tax cuts for the wealthy, because those are equal. The awful payroll tax cuts are set to expire at the end of the year, and Obama wants to extend them, presumably to...

Aug 24th

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Aug 14th

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Aug 11th

Today is the 150th anniversary of the socket wrench! Don’t let the summer heat strip the threading of the nut of your good time. Sprite!

Aug 9th

Happy birthday Armageddon star Billy Bob Thornton! You know what goes well with those french fried potaters? How about an ice cold Sprite?!

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I made homemade horseradish today. It’s pretty good!

Jul 25th

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Jul 4th

sudoku? su don’t ku!

Jul 1st