December 2010
17 posts
text from ryan: “Holiday gift idea: stinky trinkets”
“I think my favorite thing in the world is to eat. I’m glad I’m not a woman, so...”
– #1 Boyfriend (via truethings)
I love foggy nights like this. makes me wish that asshole usher hadn’t confiscated my laser pointer.
I envy all those fatasses who can spend so much time sitting on a toilet. I’m loosing circulation, and it’s only been like 40 minutes!
the lady at el pollo loco knows my name, but i’ve only been here like 3 times over the past 3 months. creeped!
just saw someone do something really dumb. no room to explain on twitter, but trust me; it was fucking funny as hell.
I can’t find my keys; Will someone call them?
Decided to stay up and work through the night. (my new job is watching funny videos online.)
Confirm or Deny: In the Dark: A Community... →
isawadog:
In the Dark is as real as any art show. It may not feature fantastically wealthy patrons, or high society blue bloods, but what it lacks in money it makes up for in authenticity. Indeed, none of the participating artists were turned down for a lack of experience, quite the opposite in fact; many…
Mike, would you be offended if i told you you were pompous and condescending?
Great news! They are putting a giant pornography shope on my block!