I have so many Great Ideas! that I don't always have the time to make sure they get the the right industry/government/entertainment people, so I'm aggregating my Great Ideas! here.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
, but I made some changes.
with friends like these, who needs enemas?
My hair finally getting to a length i like. I’m pressed for time now, but I’ll be tweeting more on this issue later.
I invented a new game at the dentist’s office today. I call it “continuous eye contact with the oral hygienist.”
board game least interesting to be jumanjied into: the game of LIFE.
It’s not a person’s fault if they’ve succeeded, it’s a person’s fault if they failed.
H.C., who hasn’t read Jared Diamond. (Source)
(Source: shithermancainsays)
Herman Cain’s Presidential Pizza Party
Herman Cain should answer every debate question with a metaphor about pizza.
Inequity: It’s like you’re ordering a pizza, and all your friends want different things, so you get half pepperoni, and a a quarter olive and mushroom, and by the end off it all you’re down to just one slice of the ham and pineapple. If we start over taxing the pizza orderers, they’re just gonna pack up and order Chinese food!
Immigration: You’re getting a pizza, and you ask your roommate if he wants to go in on it with you, and he declines, but when the pizza gets here, he’s grabbing two slices. Now I’m happy to share my pizza, but you need to buy into the pizza system before you get a free pepperoncini.
Healthcare: It’s like you’re having yourself a pizza party, and you get a vegetarian friend, so you be a good guy and get a cheese only pizza. But at the end of the night, the pepperoni is gone, the sausage is gone, the ham and pineapple is gone. She’s only eaten one slice, and now you’re stuck with this costly government mandated inferior pizza.
Gay marriage: No anchovies.
Thursday night bloody mary with HOMEMADE horseradish, and bacon infused vodka.
